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A new Nintendo Direct is set for 2/9, and it’s already bound to disappoint. Keep your expectations in check with this Q&A cheat sheet.
Mortal Kombat is known for its brutal, over-the-top violence. Despite my familiarity with the series, I’ve never stopped and thought, Wow, they staggered away from that? That looked costly. That is, until today. Armed with little more than a selection of YouTube videos, a really shady-looking Google Search history, and a passable knowledge of human anatomy, I hope to uncover the medical costs, or “Kosts,” of Mortal Kombat 11’s Fatal Blow mechanic, ranked by character from least to most damage dealt.
Overwatch is coming to the Nintendo Switch this October, and I couldn’t be more excited for it to arrive and completely ruin my life.
Listen up, internet lurkers! Here are some crappy game reviews that you have probably always wanted, compared with my apparently “too political” takes.
You wouldn’t expect to see many AAA blockbusters in a backlog. However, when I took a look at my own growing piles (plural) of backlog titles, I came to a startling realization: I have a ridiculous number of AAA games I haven’t finished.
In Vogue Since 1995 E3 is right around the corner, and with it, a new opportunity to roast/honor our favorite publishers and developers. That’s right, it’s E3 bingo time, folks. This year, The Punished Backlog…
The Absolutely, Definitely, Probably-True History of Westeros As the most action packed season of Game of Thrones is drawing to a close August 27th, two Punished Backlog writers decided to grab a couple of drinks…
It’s been 3 weeks since the release of Dragon Quest XI: Echoes of an Elusive Age, and yet Yoshihiro Togashi is still writing Hunter x Hunter chapters. I know — crazy, right?